voldemortcanyounot:

thebabbagepatch:

fearofpop:

A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.

you’ve got to be kidding me

I am in physical pain

theycallmetabs:

lostpoeticethic:

necil:

neverfearlizzishere:

tappastillfails:

gabegraysandgrowing:

mommyofkey:

theseakingsdaughter:

slaveto-thabooty:

sapphiremomma:

mommytojoshie:

teeteringtoddlerhood:

modern day parenting in the United States - where neglecting and abandoning your child is condoned simply for a parents convenience.
*disclaimer* I do not condone this barbaric practice.

That is fucking sick.

I saw this on Facebook. This is seriously horrible. How could someone actually even do this and think it’s okay?

Lol file this under: how to be a hella shitty parent

What, no.

This literally made me sick reading it.

So fucking disgusting

I think not touching the baby at all is kinda extreme like of they’re sick they do need to be held and calmed down. But trying to ween a baby from waking up five times a night you do have to not talk and keep all the lights down. If they wake up only to eat like one oz it’s a habit not a need and crying themselves back to sleep is actually normal.

And a lot of babies get hooked on comfort nursing. That’s a bitch to break and you have to do stuff like this. IT’S REALLY HARD TO DO THIS. You want to do something, you want to comfort them, you want to help them get to sleep so you can get to sleep. It’s especially on a nursing mom because your boobs literally react to what they think your baby needs even if they don’t actually need it. There is a huge difference between things like this and letting them cry it out to help them learn to comfort themselves, which is SO important, and just not paying attention to a baby period.

Y’know why you want to help them, and you want to comfort them? and why your boobs hurt when they scream and you just wanna feed them? ‘Cus you are fucking supposed to.

BABIES COMFORT NURSING IS NOT A BAD HABIT
BABIES COMFORT NURSING IS A FUCKING NEED
BABIES DO NOT HAVE THE DEVELOPMENTAL OR PSYCHOLOGICAL ABILITY TO SELF SOOTHE
IF YOU DON’T WANT TO RESPOND TO ALL YOUR BABY’S NEEDS DON’T HAVE A BABY

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rincrocker:

this is so fucking useful wHY IS IT NOT GOING FULL BLAS EVERY WHERE JESUS CHIRST
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  • English Teacher: Now I want you to tell me the saddest love story you have ever encountered.
  • Me: Well, it all began when two babies were born in a different place and time. The boy grew up to be a successful young man who roams around the world to showcase his talent while the girl stayed in the sea of faces who admired him. He doesn't know her, but she knows him, from his real name to what his favorite color is. She sends him love letters, even if she's aware that he won't be able to read it and she has to pay loads of money just to watch him perform for a few hours. That pattern goes on and on, unceasingly. The boy continues to walk in his dream, while the girl could only look at him with pure admiration, and sadly, that's how it'll end. The boy...will never know just how much the girl loves him.
  • English Teacher: That's quite sad.
  • Me: Oh, the life of a fangirl really is sad, Teach.
  • English Teacher: What
  • Me: What
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32teeth:

why do boys call other boys “pretty boy” as an insult???? that’s probably the most flattering thing anyone could ever say to me?? call me pretty boy. tell me im the prettiest boy you’ve ever seen

nowyoukno:

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rnikan:

SO AT WORK TODAY I WALKED IN AND MY MANAGER WAS ON THE GROUND CRYING AND I WAS LIKE KIM WHAT’S WRONG AND SHE POINTS TO THE ORDER SCREEN AND IT SAYS WE NEED TO MAKE 2000 PIZZAS BY 6 PM SO I CALLED THE GUY AND HE WAS LIKE “I MEANT TO ORDER 20 PIZZAS OH MY GOD I’M SO SORRY I’M ON MOBILE” AND I’VE NEVER LAUGHED THAT HARD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

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